ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I hate all girls vehemently.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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