No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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