Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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