So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
