The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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