Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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