would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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