I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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