But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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