Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I want her autograph on my taint
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal