I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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