Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder