The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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