I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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