There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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