I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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