I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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