fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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