It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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