A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
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