these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
