We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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