well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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