I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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