Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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