so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
The power of my boobs compel you
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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