I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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