The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm having to shit out rocks
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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