i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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