question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
