I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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