Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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