You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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