you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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