Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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