i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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