i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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