are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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