Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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