i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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