I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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