a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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