scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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