Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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