i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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