Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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