So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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