this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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