Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
if only i could text you this smell
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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