The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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