Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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