no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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