i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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