I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
