Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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